Fibonacci Cumshot
as the name suggests, the fibonacci c-mshot is a trail of s-m-n taking the same shape as a fibonacci spiral. as impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent -rg-sm. for better results, do so in the vacuum of sp-ce. also known as a fib, or fibbing.
chaz: “babe, i guarantee that was a fibonacci c-mshot!”
babe: “there’s no way you just fibbed!”
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