fick myster


a full out flamer who licks d-cks just for the h-ll of it.

a fick myster is someone who jacks off to make himself c-m, and then eats it through a straw.
woah, mike wagner is such a fick myster !
its someone who thinks they are incredibly cool and thinks they are too skinny. they go from guy to guy sucking each pee pee for days… they bite v-g-n-s and ride cammels around egypt. take smichael david wagner for exapmle….
smichael david wagner: im such a fickmyster

audra: i know smike….

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