ficker


n. the german translation for “f-cker”. see “fick”.
“you’re such a dam ficker, why don’t you go fick a cow!!!!!!
a person who is dumb.
sally: hey, that gutter drains to the ocean!

jan: yeah, you ficker!
a sticker used in facebook messaging.

sticker + facebook = ficker
“there’s a ficker for every situation!”
a sudden twitch or quiver in the v-g-n- when initially aroused by a statement or gesture.
she had a ficker when she saw him without a shirt on.
the combination of faster and quicker. meaning really really really fast or quickly
daaaang, she was way ficker than me.

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