Ficket
a ticket of any type, adding “f-cking” for emphasis as to good or bad. (f-cking ticket). it can be a concert ticket, sports event ticket, but is mainly used in reference to the tickets one gets from breaking the law (speeding, parking, violation).
“i cannot believe that cop gave me a ficket! i was barely speeding!”
“dude! i got a ficket for metallica’s new tour!”
a freaking crazy idiotic yet adorable person.
rachel is such a ficket because she sings random songs of joy and love to people who are completely random yet she’s cute anyway.
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