Fictional Sex
like fractional s-x, fictional s-x is s-x you make up to boost your stats (the notches on your belt in other words). or, it can also be s-x you deny ever having, out of fear of having too high of a bed count, or out of embarr-ssment that the person you had it with was sketchy. basically, if you lie about whether or not you got laid, it’s fictional s-x.
bob: dude, i nailed c-ssandra last night! i’m up to 22 notches on my belt already. how many you got?
dan: twenty-two? yeah right! how many of those 22 are fictional s-x? probably more than half. i’d be surprised if you even nailed ten chicks.
andrea: i heard you left the party with bob last night. does that mean you’re up to nine different guys now?
casandra: shut up! nothing happened. we just kissed a bit and i made him take me home. and i’m not up to eight yet either! i’ve only done like three guys. honest.
andrea: yeah… sure… three guys this month. sounds like fictional s-x to me.
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