field mouse
one who is known for frequently having s-xual relations with men she has not met before, does not have any leadership skills, is white with unmanageable negro hair, and is often mistaken for a rat
“man stephanie’s such a field mouse.”
a female, the rural equivalent of a hoodrat, but dresses like where they are from, i.e. jeans, pearl snap b-tton ups, cut off jean shorts, cowboy boots, chuck taylor converse. is down for the cause and is a team player. will fight, stab, move weight, has s-x in public places, pee’s outside when drunk.
mostly found coming from the rural areas of a big city.
dude this chick thought i was someone else and threw a drink at me then c-ss got all “field mouse” on her.
when you have the unfortunate luck of being hung like a field mouse
josh m from j alexander’s, mi
hand in texas hold’em, a 5-3 off suit. it’s just so tiny.
i thought i had a field mouse, but it turned out they were suited. way too powerful a hand for the field mouse.
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