Field Mushroom


a man with an less than average sized p-n-s sprouting long pubic hair.
as he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. “jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. i bet it’s delicious.” she said. he replied with a hoping smile.

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