FIFA bitch
a complicit though somewhat abusive relationship which can be between friends, family, flat mates, loved ones, etc, whereby one person is significantly better than the other on the highly popular console game fifa football series.
the two parties agree to compete on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the ‘fifa b-tch’ which is then repeated countless times.
no matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘fifa b-tch’ without mercy.
an ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe ‘everybody needs a fifa b-tch’ such profound wisdom is only just being realised.
“oh man i had a terrible day at work yesterday. things improved when i got home and beat my fifa b-tch 5-1, he nearly cried!”
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