Fifa Shut-out


the act of being completely ignored whilst trying to interact with someone playing fifa (particularly men), or similar in-depth games. it may seem as though to player has registered you, potentially with a grunt or nod, but in actual fact they have no idea what you want.
often the players have acknowledged you are there, leading to the odd phenomenon of the players realising someone wanted them during a pause in play, asking each other what was required, before returning to play none the wiser!
1. woman – guys can you help me with the shopping?
men – yeah
woman leaves
man 1 – what did she want?
man 2 – no idea, fifa shut-out

2. woman – could you help me take off my bra?
men – sure, whatever
pause in game
man 1 – what just happened?
man 2 – don’t ask me, fifa shut-out

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