Fifth Base
fifth base is f-cking a girl in the -sshole.
man, that girl has an onion -ss…..i hope i get to fifth base on that sh-t!
when you get past fourth base on a chick, (or on a guy if your queer). this is when you place your meat in her -ss. commonley refered to as puerto rican style.
hey tj, i fith based this chick on sat-rday night, puerto rican style. i pulled out and there was a peice of corn on my helmut.
the only base you can slide into where you know you’ll get your pants muddy.
brian: how far’d ya get with her?
mike: fifth base!
brian: really?
mike: yeah, this mourning i totally had to wash the uniform.
the act of propping open a woman’s -n-s with a metal ring and placing one’s t-st-cl-s in her. remove the ring and the t-st-cl-s will be trapped inside her until the women releases her sphincter and p-sses stool. the act of the woman sh-tting one’s t-st-cl-s out is called “fifth base”.
my girlfriend wanted a little more than -n-l s-x last night so i decided to take her to fifth base. the ring hurt her but not as much as her -ss hurt me!
no one knows for sure, but it involves a telephone, tebasco sauce and the -n-s
watch out or you will get fifth based
the true test of a relationship. it is when a male and a female truly love each other–through marriage, pregnancy, children and everlasting happiness. sure, it may be cool and stuff to go for the milk instead of buying the cow, but you won’t be saying that when your temporary sl-tty partner begins to hate you.
lifeless dumb-ss who is too insecure to use a spoon or watch the movie t-tanic: awww man. all that work i did to get to a home run and now i have to start over. i envy all the nice guys and girls actually able to sustain a relationship 🙁
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