Fifth Person
created by comedian demetri martin,
it usually starts
“i heard from this guy who told somebody”
in a fifth person book…
i heard from this guy who told somebody that demetri martin is a great comedian!
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article of clothing thats hoochie, small, short, or too tight. d-mn, that girl’s skirt is skimpy! australian slang: a female bartender who takes her clothes off if she collects enough in tips. common in the city of kalgoorlie. it’s this diverse mix of customers who have all had a beer with a skimpy that makes […]
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small amounts of fecal excrement contained in your undergarments, as if you were scribbling in your undies with a t-rd crayon. i had to p–p so bad, i was skivvy scribblin! looked like a jackson pollock painting in my drawers!
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noun someone or something that has done something so stupid and idiotic that calling then stupid just isn’t enough. skoodge is reserved for people that screw you over, but not permanently. for example, if someone broke your phone, they wouldn’t be a skoodge because that’s serious. however, if someone threw a rotten peach at your […]