Fight Club Syndrome
when after watching the movie fight club, you begin to question whether your best friend is a real person, or an alter ego your mind has sub-conscientiously created.
joe: (walks in) hey man, wanna play some madden?
dan: (points gun at himself)
joe: uh.. dan.. why are you holding a gun to your head?
dan: not my head joe, our head.
joe: uh-oh, fight club syndrome.
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