Fight the Ass-Dragon
the act of taking a sh-t that causes significant burning around one’s -n-s, especially after one has eaten really spicy food.
the sh-t burns as though there is a dragon in your -ss trying to get out, and the valiant sir porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your -ss from being ravaged by the flame of the dragon.
“holy sh-t dude, i had to fight the -ss-dragon all morning after eating those habanero peppers!”
“mmm. spicy thai food.” -four hours later..- “dear lord! fetch my shield and sword! i have to fight the -ss-dragon!”
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