Fight the Turtle
a slang term used to comically describe masturbation.
johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.
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- figurine fucker
someone who will screw everything that has at least two legs. look at him over there. he screwed dana, jake, ms. carey and linus the cow. yeah he is a figurine f-cker.
- Filarsky
to royally f-ck something up. to act outside your skill set resulting in major catastrophy. “dude! you are a total filarsky, you filarskied that sh-t up.”
- filipating
twerkin’ on the dance floor that ho was filipatin’ all night
- qweem
the act of expelling a man’s -j-c-l-t- by way of qweefing. i filled that ho up with my c-m, then she qweemed all over my face. i should have slapped her.
- qween
another way of spelling queen “qween b-tch” “bow dwn 2 da qween”