Fightpalm
this is a defensive procedure that often does not work on it’s own. often performed when being choked in a movie. the victim forces their palm into their -ssailant’s face, to try and remove them from their throat. if this happens to you within the first 15 minutes of a movie, you will die: end of story.
two guys watching a horror movie:
guy #1: oh, that guy’s dead.
guy #2: how do you know?
guy #1: we just started the movie, he’s being choked, and he’s resorting to the fightpalm; i give him less than a minute left to live.
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