figner


(n.) 1. an extremely irritating person who either acts like a complete -sshole or doesn’t shut up/leave when he or she is unwanted, even if the people around the figner make it perfectly clear that they are unwanted 2. a fool who doesn’t realize their utter ignorance in the presence of others

other forms: fignerish fignery fignier fignler

fignler- (v.) the act of annoying someone to make them irate / making someone look like a douchebag
daryl is such a figner, he won’t go away even after erin yelled at him for being so fignerish.

trying to argue with me just made him look like a figner.

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