Fiji Fruit Salad


when a blonde asian female eats a rare fiji mango. afterwards, decides to make her male friend a bowl of fruit salad with the rare fruit. when she gets to his house, she lays down the bowl and starts to give her male friend a blow-job. then she proceeds to throw up the chunks of fruit and it mixes with his s-m-n and by mistake he eats it thinking it was the fruit salad.
lin- “how did last night with yao go?”
sue chin- “alright, but towards the end he was acting funny!”
lin- “what do you mean?”
sue chin- “well, im not quite sure he liked my fiji fruit salad.”

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