Fijian Mermaid
the act of using a tazer while in bed so that your partner flops around like a fish out of water, sort of like an electrically -ssisted donkey punch.
dude, i was nailing kim the other night and she wanted to try something different, so i pulled out the tazer and shocked her for a few seconds. she flopped around like a fijian mermaid.
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