Filemon
term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. he tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!
juan: hey buddy, did you get that divorce yet?
frank: h-ll no! she’s completely filemoned me! she won’t file the divorce papers. i just want her out of my life so i can be with this cl-ssy, beautiful chick i’ve fallen in love with.
sociopath. lacking heart soul or feelings for anyone other than themselves.
“did you hear what greg did to tracy?”
“yea he’s such a filemon”
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