Filipina nurse
she’s the one thing–and in fact, the only thing–that makes your hospital stay tolerable.
duke: when i was in the hospital for three days after my surgery, i had this really cute filipina nurse named carmelita. man, she is one fine pinay!
luke: i’m jealous, dude. last time i was in, all i had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly–ss nurse ratched types.
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