Filipino paint job
after the completion of sloppy -n-l s-x, feces remaining on the p-n-s of the “painter” is smeared on the back of the recipient. it is then “white washed” with the s-m-n of the painter.
two hours after eating at taco bell, and fifteen minutes into some hot -n-l action, ramone puled out and gave that wh-r- a filipino paint job.
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