Filthy Gonzales


when you have diarrhea, then wipe back to front toward your b-lls, then wipe them across her upper lip, you have given her a filthy gonzales. it’s a dirty sanchez/teabag hybrid.
that mexican food made me pee out of my b-tt earlier. i was in a hurry when i wiped and spread nutella. later that night i gave my girl a filthy gonzales.

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