Filthy Lummox
a sick and disgusting creature who is often overweight and stores dried pizza and hotdogs under his/her br–sts. filthy lummoxs’ live in small caves underground or in section 8 homes in america. they live off disability and roam the garbage dumpsters for leftovers (that is, if they are capable of rolling there in the first place.) everyone that has visited the home of a filthy lummox dissappears. the lummoxs’ caves smell of feces and rotten sewage.
“wonder where sally went to, maybe to go see that filthy lummox down the street.” -jimbo
“you must mean rosie o’ donnells house!” laughed terri
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