Filthy Nigel
involving necrophilia, the filthy nigel involves digging up a fresh grave and extracting the lungs from the corpse (only on any thursday of the month). then you take a sh-t in the lungs (hopefully they haven’t decayed too much). after the lungs are filled with sh-t, the tubes are used as a s-xual orifice, filling the lungs with s-m-n in addition to sh-t.
if you feel sick while performing the filthy nigel, simply use the lungs. after everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!
“that filthy nigel made out of sarah’s mom was delicious! better than any kind of haggis i’ve ever tried.”
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