Filthy Ricardo
a bizarre act of s-xual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica star wars lightsaber toy inserted into their r-ct-m. a pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. finally, four -ssistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great s-xual excitement to the subject. furthermore, all parties present must be wearing an authentic german standard-issue world war i helmet, complete with the decorative spike on top.
not to be confused with the clean ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.
bob: i got a filthy ricardo yesterday.
rickard: g-d dammit why do you always tell me about this sh-t
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