Filthy Roger
if you cut yourself, either on accident or on purpose, then grab your f-ck muppet and bang one out really quick before the blood quits dripping, and right before you nut, smear blood across her upper lip, then cover it with j-zz, you’ve given her a filthy roger. bonus for extra running and dripping.
me: “f-ck! i cut my finger!”
f-ck muppet: “are you ok?”
me: -crazy laugh- “come here, i’m gonna be f-cking famous when i coin the phrase ‘filthy roger’ on urbandictionary.com”
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