Filthy Sandwhich
where the inner workings of a sandwhich of the recievers choosing is inserted into the -n-s of the giver and greedily eaten out with a smile. condiments not required but encouraged.
jesus christ: “hey derek what did you do last night?”
nick: “i ate a filthy sandwhich from the boog.”
jesus christ: “i hope you put mustard on it.”
nick: “no just mayo.”
jesus christ: “ok then”
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