final exam
a monster of a test that takes a tremendous amount of time and effort and is usually worth 20% of your grade
last year when i was taking my final exam my teacher came up to me and said
“gimmee your test! gimmee your test!”
“whyyyyyyyyyyyy??”
“gimmee your test!!”
tests with no meaning, they are just extremely annoying
biology final exams were so stupid, how do they expect us to know literally everything we went over threw out the whole year?
a packet of paper that basically means if you don’t get an 90 or above, you’re r-t-rded.
teacher: time to take a final exam children!
students: f-ck you n-gg- i’m g-d!
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