final fantasy tactics


probably the best tactical rpg for the playstation.
r-t-rd-“drrrrr, what game is that you’re playing?”
me-“it’s final fantasy tactics, you r-t-rd”
a turn based strategy and role playing game by squaresoft. it contains a complicated and well developed story about a war between rival kingdoms and the search for the zodiac stones which let demons manifest themselves through the stoneholders.

the combat plays out similary to a chess game, where in a battle, units take their turns moving and attacking on a grid. the max number of characters the player can use in a game is at most 5, although the player can have as many as 16 (i think) characters at his or her disposal. they gain experience and job points whenever they complete an action. the job points can be spent on abilities for the job (cl-ss) that the character is at the time. the characters can switch jobs between battles, and more and more jobs become available to the character as he/she gains levels in certain prerequisite jobs. items can be bought for the characters between battles in shops at destinations (castles/cities) on the world map (it’s literally a map with dots as areas and lines between them.) because of this setup. almost all of the game is combat, with the rest being preparation and cutscenes in the story.

for a time the game was near impossible to find and it was selling for upwards of $100 at used game stores. after a few years it was finally made again as one of playstation’s greatest hits, and now should be much easier to find.
what, my definition isn’t good enough? buy final fantasy tactics somewhere and check it out, it’s only 10 bucks.
a game that deserves more than four definitions.

i hate you velius!!!
if you have not played final fantasy tactics yet go to your local gamestop and buy a copy now. its a steal for $10 h-ll, it would be a steal for 50!
a jrpg that does not revolve around a r-t-rded story about emo-looking teenagers angry about the world, instead it has a large and complex plot involving political intrigue, philosophical dilemmas, betrayals, manipulation, demons and conspiracy theories. not to mention that the soundtrack and the tactical battle system are outstanding as well. as a result it was not deemed to be worthy of appraisal by the final fantasy 7 fanboyish m-sses for being too complex, and ended up being unfairly overlooked by the majority in favor of other games.

the initial psx translation sucked a lot, but ended up generating several memorable lines.
ff7 fanboi: lol i played final fantasy tactics and couldnt understand the battle system, and teh story sucks. wat a cr-ppy gaem!

fft player: yeah, whatever.
favorite game of a wapanese person. see wapanese or sony.
wapanese: omg final fantas is the best game ever. i wish i were j-panese.
favorite game of a wapanese person. see wapanese or sony.
wapanese: omg final fantas is the best game ever. i wish i were j-panese.

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