finals fuzz
the hair that places itself upon a male’s face, during the week up finals. this occurs because one does not have the time nor feel the need to put effort into such a insignificant task, such as shaving, during a time full of stress. finals fuzz may be accompanied by acne breakouts, body odor, and a general look of dishevelment.
brofessor x, what’s up with the spotty facial hair?!
ah it’s just my finals fuzz, broda. i don’t have time to shave.
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