financial panther


n. term coined by homer simpson; refers to a large jungle cat that can be trained to maul a person’s creditors and bill-collectors if that person is short on money.
leslie nagle: mr simpson, you don’t know how to handle your money; what you need is a financial planner.

homer simpson: financial panther, eh? (cut to homer fantasizing about a panther pouncing on a bank teller who is telling homer his account is overdrawn)

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