Finding R2’s hidden message
taking a huge, heart-stopping, pulse pounding cr-p so amazing that when it finally comes out, you feel like luke skywalker seeing princess leia for the first time in her holographic message to obi-wan…
dude 1: “man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the h-ll were ya doin?”
dude 2: “finding r2’s hidden message…”
“well my little friend….you’ve got somethin’ -jammed in here real good-….were you on a star cruiser or…..-baaampf-
extra points if you recite the scene while the sh-t is in progress
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