Findlay slip n’slide
is where a woman sh-ts on a man’s chest and then go’s to the other side of the room. she then run’s at the man who is laying on the bed with sh-t on his chest. she leaps into the air landing on the mans chest. the sh-t ‘acting as a lube’ slides her across the chest “like a slip n’ slide” and she slides down his stomach and on down to the p-n-s. if executed perfectally her v-g-n- will slip right over his d-ck and s-xy times will be made.
man: so my girlfriend is learning to slide at softball.
friend: you should give her the findlay slip n’slide first, that will teach her how to play ball.
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