fine print
how lawyers and cell phone service providers make money.
commonly reads: “some restrictions may apply / allow 6-10 weeks for delivery / offer valid only on feb. 29 / additional charges may apply”
“holy sh-t, why am i paying $4,800?”
“should’ve read the fine print, jack-ss.”
the tiny writing on the end of a hollowpoint bullet that says “mess with my jailbait and i’ll wack ya!”
read the fineprint, b-tch!
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