Finger Baby


having or making a finger baby is simply the act of fingering as performed by a lesbian to another. lesbians are women and they do not have p-n-ses so they cannot actually make a baby. rather, they finger each other, thus colloquially s-x can be called making a finger baby, or often, making finger babies. see the “finger babies” entry.
“you’re hot. i want to have your finger baby.”
when you have finger to v-g-n-l intercourse you make finger babies, because when you make a real baby you have p-n-s to v-g-n-l intercourse.
how was your date, did you make finger babies?
when you come on your hand, in which there’s a cut on your finger thus resulting in a finger baby.
after jason’s fifth -j-c-l-t–n of the day, he realized he had a good chance of having a finger baby 9 months later.

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