finger boarding accident


emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.
teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.

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