finger crab


finger crab – a small cl-ster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.
keith: what’s that on your finger?

adam: oh mate, i fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i’ve got the finger crab

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