finger eleven
an awesome band from burlington, ontario formerly known as the rainbow but monkeys. contrary to popular belief, they are not nu metal and their name has nothing to do with d-cks. they have three alb-ms out: tip, the greyest of blue skies, finger eleven, and they have some good songs such as above, drag you down, good times, absent elements, etc.
the band consists of:
scott anderson-vocals
james black-guitar
rick jackett-guitar
sean anderson-b-ss
rich beddoe-drums
stupid guy: finger eleven sucks!
me: why?
stupid guy: cuz one thing is a cr-ppy song.
me: is that the only song by them you’ve heard?
stupid guy: yeah.
me: that’s why you think that way.
stupid guy: oh.
kick-ss band whose song ‘slow chemical’ was b-st-rdized by the tech guys in wwe and used for a cr-ppy guy with a mask.
right now i’m listening to ‘slow chemical’ by finger eleven, which is a band that kicks much -ss.
insanely awesome band
did you guys see finger eleven with ozzy osbourne last night? man that was b-tchin
most uber band ever. they pwn everyone and everything.
so we stay,
until the ground that we can’t come down from,
splits us away.
maybe stars know why we fall,
i just wish they were thinking out loud,
oh, i could wish all night.
-thousand mile wish
amazingly talented and…quite possibly the best band of all time!!
plus they’re canadian :)!!
finger eleven is f-cking awesome
the “eleventh finger” which a girl uses to m-st-rb-t- with. also known as, a d-ld-.
i’m gonna go give myself the ol finger eleven tonite
in addition to the ten fingers on the human hands, the eleventh “finger” is the appendage between a man’s legs.
this morning, i accidentally jammed my finger eleven in a revolving door.
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