Finger rule


a rule for determining a woman’s worth during a hookup. one finger is a gift from above, two fingers is a perfect fit, three or more and you’ve got a wh-r-.
“the finger rule lets me know that this girl was a gift from above, i could barely fit one finger in there”

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