Finger Stalker


a person who conducts a relentless online search for all facts and fabrications posted about a person who was in your past, who you want to be in your present or who will be in your future filing a restraining order.
before my high school reunion i wanted to see if i could find out more about the guy who dumped me so i decided to be a finger stalker by googling him repeatedly until i found any compromising, embarr-ssing, or mundane details about his life.

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