finger thumbed
the act of an recieving an old-fashion while sporting a small and flaccid p-n-s. because the p-n-s is so minute and non-erect, the person giving the hand job needs only to use their finger and thumb. getting finger thumbed often leads to awkwardness, embarr-ssment, and feelings of inadequacy.
bb1: hey man, what happened last night with that chick… did you give her that hot beef injection or hardly-working?
bb2: naw i wish… i couldn’t get hard and just got finger thumbed.
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