finger treats
the act of inserting usually 2 (but can be as many as 5) fingers into a prepped va jaja usually by warming up with the jimmy jam. can also be used on one’s self but is slightly more difficult then the jimmy jam. unless you have knuckle draggers.
i was going to give her the finger treats to feed the monster but she wanted the c-ck.
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