fingerhands


hands that exist at the tip of each finger. this would require the distal bones in each phalange to develop smaller metacarpal bones, or meta-metacarpal bones. a hand within a hand. the biological equivalent to the dream science demonstrated in the doc-mentary “inception.”
“oh my god! that baby has hands on his fingers!”
“you mean fingerhands?”
“yeah!…. that’s like 10 hands altogether!”
“don’t you mean 12 hands?”
“no, idiot! thumbs aren’t fingers!”

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