fingerless fun
the act of having s-x but not using any body parts.
this can be achieved by imagining someone else having s-x with you (or vice versa), as you will feel as if someone (who does not exist) is an -n-l driller, ravaging your insides.
chris: hey john, have you seen matthew recently?
john: no, last time i talked to him he was on his way some fingerless fun, i am pretty sure he is in his room.
chris: the one time we need him and he is off f-cking himself, god dammit matthew!!!!!!
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