Fingermuck
the act of a male pleasuring a female orally, while also pleasuring her by means of inserting his metacarpals into her v-g-n-l cavity. this act may either be appreciated by the female, or cause her to think that if the male’s metacarpals and tongue are both inserted into her v-g-n-, why does he not just insert his entire body!
mmmmmmmm there’s nothing better than the fingermuck!
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