Finneytown


an inner ring suburb of cincinnati, ohio that went from middle cl-ss white to hardcore g-ngb-ngin territory over the course of 5-10 years.
a 1998 graduate of finneytown high school most likely would’ve gone to ohio st. for college, graduated with honors and went on to live the average upper middle cl-ss lifestyle with the two-story house, nice job, nice kids, etc.

a 2008 graduate of finneytown would…
-be lucky to go college at all, most likely a community college
-live in finneytown for a disproportionate amount of the rest of their life
-have a kid not too long after graduation
-get heavily involved with drugs or alcohol
-g-ngb-ng
-bring property values down tremendously

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