Finnish Delivery


-j-c-l-t-ng on a fish, and then slapping a woman with said fish. usually accompanied by the stating of the t-tular phrase.
scene: husband comes home from work and kisses wife on cheek.
husband: honey, why do you smell like fish?
wife: it definitely isn’t because our puerto rican pool-boy gave me a finnish delivery.

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