it’s your *sshole the day after eating too many hot wings
bro i ate so many hot wings last night, my *ss is like a fire chute today!!
- desperation mode
desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful tinder users find themselves in typically on a friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. in an attempt to increase their odds on this “matching” app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or […]
- the rare malcolm
the name given to someone with the uncommon name “malcolm” amongst a group or community in which only one person called malcolm exists. i had a lengthy chat with the ‘rare malcolm’ the other day.
- love factor
the 2-4 point jump on the 1-10 attractiveness scale your partner gets when you’ve fallen for them. you know you’re in love when all the sudden your partner has gone from a solid 7 to a 9. guy 1 : ” dude, i think i’m in love.” guy 2 : ” why?” guy 1 : […]
a really nice girls that is super shy sometimes but is weird and funny when u get to know her she loves animals and is very pretty. her and patrick are the perfect match. wow presels looks gucci with that patrick guy.