fire drill quickie
during a fire drill in a school or other such public building, you and your significant other hide in a closet or somewhere small and deserted, then when the building is clear you proceed to have s-xual intercourse, finishing as everyone comes back into the building and joining the rest of the crowd. if done correctly n-body will ever find out about your actions.
matt: dude where were you during that fire drill today?
jeremy: my girlfriend and i did a fire drill quickie. we f-cked in the bathroom while everyone was outside. it was epic.
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