Fire Drill

a test of a persons knowledge on how to evacuate a building in a orderly and timely matter in the case of emergencies such as fires, gas leaks, and bomb threats.
you can expect fire drills in the following places. daycares, k-12 schools, college/university residential dorms, some apartments, hospitals, high rise buildings, your own home (maybe, my home does not), government buildings (all levels), and in some cities/states commerical businesses.
a fire drill is an exercise in futility. this occurs when a meaningless task is performed with no real valuable output. in short it is a big waste of time.
that company meeting was a real fire drill.

i don’t have time for your fire drills right now i have actual work to do.
describes -n-l intercorse if the receiving party has a bad case of hemroids.
“clark and i did a fire drill yesterday…it was hot”
at school, when your minding your own business and this really loud buzzer comes on out of nowhere and scares you
my school had a fire drill in the rain yesterday.
used by investment bankers(usually -n-lysts) to mean they have something to get done and get back to someone really fast. part of speech is variable. also used by bankers when they go out to mean chug your drink.
“coffee?”
“no, i’m firedrill right now for a vp”
“oh that sucks, i had a bunch of firedrills this morning”
“i hate being in firedrill mode”
“yeah i wish we hadn’t firedrilled those shots last night”
a loud buzzer that hurts people’s ears at schools.
i went deaf due to a fire drill at my high school.
when your girl/boy friend is sleeping, you straddle their face and wake them up screaming ” theres a fire, wake up!”

then when they wake up and their mouth is open, you push down on their mouth and rub up and down/back and forth.
tonight i’m going to give my boyfriend the fire drill.

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